We have only nice things to say about our supporters…
Amy T. knows the answer
Anthony B. no longer wets the bed
Ben M. hasn’t been convicted for murder
Bill and Barb N. raise marriageable children
Bree Dahlia is a champion of dogkind
Clark Chamberlain is a goddamn superhero
Connie Brentford travels the world like a pro
Daniel Pew is a freaking ninja
Donovan Scherer has fantastic teeth
Dustin Stage always pays his taxes
Harley Christiansen can handle her hard cider like a champ
Hilary M. comes from a robust bloodline
Jami Crumpton is a Texas treasure
Jamie D. never chews with his mouth open
Jan Schlösser is the least judgemental psychologist you’ll ever meet
Jayne Faith knows her beauty products
Jennifer Evans once saved a kitten from a flash flood (citation needed)
Jeremy Kerr would do anything for his friends
Jessica H. has the best tattoos
Jon Archer tips his servers well
Josh Kulick still feels bad about punching Bryan in third grade
Karen C. doesn’t give a shit what you think
Katy McQuistion uses the word y’all at all the right times
Kerry M. is perfect
Monica L. is a benevolent mogul
Ricardo Fayet has never bet on dogfights
Rose S. is a queen among men
Rudie S. knows just what your body needs
Ryan C. is as loyal as they come
Scott Green is a reasonably good magician
Sean P. would never scam you out of your fortune
Steve “The Iron Wall” Goetzinger knows how to appreciate whiskey and tacos
Sumanth S. never double parks
Tess Manchester knows how to have a good time
W.C. H. gives without the expectation of receiving
And a special thanks to Michael Walker for the awesome intro music.