This episode brought to you by Bryan’s self-hatred. Claire can’t handle herself around Buddha. Bryan and Claire are the worst. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Claire is generally a surgeon. Bryan sends his daughter back to the past. Claire and Bryan try to get sued by Big Tobacco. Special thanks to Jamie Davis. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Bryan compares himself to Bill O’Reilly. Claire also touches erogenous zones. Bryan and Claire come out of the woodwork. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Claire wins a trophy. Bryan discovers spam gold. Claire and Bryan catch these thumbs. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Claire has dentures. Bryan becomes a dungeon master. Claire and Bryan discover they share a specific mutation that requires them to go on the lam. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes