Claire surprises everyone by being articulate. Bryan shuts down troll deniers. Claire and Bryan have an etymological breakthrough. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Bryan describes (what he can remember from) being dropped on his head as a child. Claire psychoanalyzes her sister. Bryan and Claire delve into the trauma of Dorothy Gale. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Claire patents the anti-patent for the good of mankind. Bryan enlightens/depresses everyone with death stats. Claire and Bryan unearth a media conspiracy. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Bryan describes his morning quest for silence. Claire creates the world’s most useless superhero. Bryan and Claire either make an enemy of or become best friends with the SPCA. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes

Claire struggles to apply labels to herself. Bryan dredges up his porniest screen names of decades past. Claire finally hurts Bryan’s feelings. Subscribe to Something Nice to Say on iTunes